im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
we should paint friendship bongs
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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