Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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