I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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