ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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