We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it's like heaven, but drunker
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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