We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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