If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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