no you cant smoke seaweed
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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