Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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