I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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