my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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