I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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