Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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