i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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