i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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