is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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