Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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