Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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