I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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