VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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