I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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