well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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