"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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