does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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