worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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