First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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