i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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