apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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