It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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