just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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