Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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