I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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