We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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