no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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