hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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