Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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