After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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