Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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