So drunk its hurt
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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