Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Oh god it's open bar.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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