its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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