I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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