You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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