thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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