Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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