U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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