Its about making memories worth repressing
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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