did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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