MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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