Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize